My one and only post for January, 2014 is a revision of my New Year\u2019s resolutions since the year is off to a shaky start.<\/p>\n
1.) Post daily.<\/span> Post weekly.<\/span> Turn on the computer.<\/p>\n 2.) Be the best Room Mom ever.<\/span> Try not to piss off the whole class.<\/span> Try not to piss of the whole school.<\/span> Get out alive.<\/p>\n 3.) Be the best Cookie Mom ever.<\/span> Try to make the initial orders with no errors.<\/span> Try to make the initial orders with as few errors as possible.<\/span> Try not to be the cause of the biggest Thin Mint drought in Middle Tennessee history.<\/span> Get out alive.<\/p>\n 4.) Lose 10 pounds.<\/span> Lose 5 pounds.<\/span> Don\u2019t gain 20 pounds from screwing up Girl Scout Cookie order and having to hide excess inventory.<\/p>\n 5.) Get better at letting the birds fly a little farther from the nest.<\/span> Stop freaking out when the birds fly farther from the nest.<\/span> Build a bigger nest.<\/p>\n There, I feel better now. How\u2019s the year treating you so far?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00a92014 Tracey Henry<\/p>\n <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My one and only post for January, 2014 is a revision of my New Year\u2019s resolutions since the year is off to a shaky start. 1.) Post daily. Post weekly. Turn on the computer. 2.) Be the best Room Mom ever. Try not to piss off the whole class. 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