I keep trying to foster a healthy relationship between Siri, our passive-aggressive navigation system, and Viktor, our 33 foot long RV. It’s not going well. Viktor: Good morning, Siri. I need to go this next leg of the journey all on interstates, avoiding these small back roads, please. Siri: Recalculating route. Viktor: Wait, this takes […]
Tag: things I never learn from
Just when you thought it was safe to answer your door during cookie season, my husband and I discuss sales strategy…
Him: What’s with the thousands of cardboard cases in the garage? Did you go to the wine store today? Me: No. Duh, wine store day is Friday and it’s only Tuesday. No, they’re cookies. Him: ? Me: Girl Scout Cookies. I thought I told you, I’m Cookie Mom again this year. Him: (Choking in shock.) […]